The Kingdom of Womble 530 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.565 billion Womble 530ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The strong Womble 530ian economy, worth 335 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 31,747 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,616 per year while the poor average 1,990, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 530's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 530 is ranked 269,170^th in the world and 2,497^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.