The Kingdom of Womble 5926 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.172 billion Womble 5926ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Womble 5926ian economy, worth 330 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,421 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 260,517 per year while the poor average 2,533, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 5926's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 5926 is ranked 274,470^th in the world and 7,693^rd in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.