The Kingdom of Womble 6253 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.577 billion Womble 6253ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Womble 6253ian economy, worth 379 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 39,586 deniers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 255,139 per year while the poor average 2,481, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 6253's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 6253 is ranked 321,638^th in the world and 7,438^th in Chicken overlords for Most Conservative, scoring 3 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.