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The Kingdom of Womble 648

“Mission Accomplished”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Chicken overlords

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Womble 648

Population12.21 billion

Currencylira
Animalbeaver

The Kingdom of Womble 648 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 12.21 billion Womble 648ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The strong Womble 648ian economy, worth 450 trillion lire a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 36,899 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,817 per year while the poor average 2,313, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Womble 648's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 648 is ranked 145,373rd in the world and 18,265th in Chicken overlords for Smartest Citizens, with 30.56 quips per hour.

Top
5%
Most Pro-Market: 3,647thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,761stHighest Crime Rates: 4,581stHighest Drug Use: 5,622ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,912thMost Avoided: 10,241stMost Stationary: 13,990thFattest Citizens: 16,719thTop
10%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 24,111thNudest: 24,216thMost Armed: 27,661stLargest Retail Industry: 29,536th
Top
1%
Highest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionMost Avoided: 83rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 155th in the regionTop
5%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 187th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 222nd in the regionMost Influential: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 287th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 306th in the regionMost Secular: 444th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 479th in the regionMost Average: 531st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 541st in the regionMost Stationary: 650th in the regionLargest Black Market: 670th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 694th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 701st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 920th in the regionTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 995th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,009th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,058th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,076th in the regionNudest: 1,090th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,163rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,177th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,179th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,299th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,317th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,344th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,360th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,407th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,531st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,534th in the regionNicest Citizens: 1,577th in the regionMost Developed: 1,800th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,833rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
  • : Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Womble 648's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
  • : Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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