Category: Capitalizt | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Below Average |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Chicken overlords
The Kingdom of Womble 648 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 12.21 billion Womble 648ians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.
The strong Womble 648ian economy, worth 450 trillion lire a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 36,899 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 237,817 per year while the poor average 2,313, a ratio of 102 to 1.
Surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and firebombing politicians' offices has become a common way of expressing dissatisfaction. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Womble 648's national animal is the beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Womble 648 is ranked 145,373rd in the world and 18,265th in Chicken overlords for Smartest Citizens, with 30.56 quips per hour.
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Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
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Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
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Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and Most Avoided and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
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Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
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Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
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Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
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Womble 648's influence in Chicken overlords fell from "Sprat" to "Minnow".
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Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
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Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
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Womble 648 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.