The Kingdom of Womble 679 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 12.302 billion Womble 679ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The very strong Womble 679ian economy, worth 503 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 40,895 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 679's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 679 is ranked 78,990^th in the world and 12,694^th in Chicken overlords for Smartest Citizens, with 38.43 quips per hour.