The Kingdom of Womble 6999 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.921 billion Womble 6999ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The strong Womble 6999ian economy, worth 352 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 44,466 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 286,591 per year while the poor average 2,787, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 6999's national animal is the parrot, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 6999 is ranked 275,382^nd in the world and 8,769^th in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.