The Kingdom of Womble 869 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.346 billion Womble 869ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Womble 869ian economy, worth 467 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Tourism. Average income is 41,238 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,785 per year while the poor average 2,585, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, surveillance cameras are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Womble 869's national animal is the squirrel, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 869 is ranked 238,258^th in the world and 11,917^th in Chicken overlords for Highest Average Incomes, with 41,238.5 Standard Monetary Units.