The Kingdom of Womble 873 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.445 billion Womble 873ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.1%.

The very strong Womble 873ian economy, worth 612 trillion francs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 53,544 francs, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, organ donation is compulsory, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 873's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 873 is ranked 218,658^th in the world and 523^rd in Chicken overlords for Safest, scoring 41.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.