The Kingdom of Womble 874 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.396 billion Womble 874ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The strong Womble 874ian economy, worth 516 trillion rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,361 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 292,360 per year while the poor average 2,843, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 874's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 874 is ranked 202,695^th in the world and 5,723^rd in Chicken overlords for Highest Average Incomes, with 45,361.84 Standard Monetary Units.