The Kingdom of Womble 876 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 11.422 billion Womble 876ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The very strong Womble 876ian economy, worth 618 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 54,170 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 227,924 per year while the poor average 8,354, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 876's national animal is the emu.

Womble 876 is ranked 149,677^th in the world and 310^th in Chicken overlords for Highest Average Incomes, with 54,170.28 Standard Monetary Units.