The Kingdom of Womble 9719 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.521 billion Womble 9719ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The strong Womble 9719ian economy, worth 276 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,065 deniers, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 322,677 per year while the poor average 3,138, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9719's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 9719 is ranked 13,341^st in the world and 541^st in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.