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The Infinite Forests of Wood Cutters

“Chop that wood! For the Motherland! ”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Strasbourg

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Wood Cutters

Population38.98 billion

CapitalHyderia
LeaderLord Chancellor Rydek
FaithMeritocratism

CurrencyGolden Axe
AnimalRed Deer

The Infinite Forests of Wood Cutters is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Chancellor Rydek with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 38.98 billion Wood Cuttersians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyderia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Wood Cuttersian economy, worth a remarkable 7,335 trillion Golden Axes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 188,198 Golden Axes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,719,016 per year while the poor average 2,260, a ratio of 760 to 1.

Murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour, euthanasia is legal, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and cities are engulfed by smog. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Wood Cutters's national animal is the Red Deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Meritocratism.

Wood Cutters is ranked 1,476th in the world and 1st in Strasbourg for Most Stationary, with 4,300.70558088 days.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 369thHighest Drug Use: 668thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 779thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 997thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,118thHighest Crime Rates: 1,144thMost Stationary: 1,476thLargest Populations: 1,645thHighest Economic Output: 1,652ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,767thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,787thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,941stFattest Citizens: 1,981stMost Armed: 2,060thMost Avoided: 2,094thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,849thTop
5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 3,362ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,818thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,154thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,301stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,831stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,884thRudest Citizens: 7,158thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,586thLargest Mining Sector: 10,219thHighest Average Incomes: 12,081stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,970thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,076thLargest Retail Industry: 14,112thTop
10%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 15,164thSmartest Citizens: 17,793rdMost Influential: 18,700thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,976thMost Cultured: 20,110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,473rdMost Pro-Market: 24,464thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,130thMost Secular: 27,362nd

National Happenings

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  • : Wood Cutters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Wood Cutters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Wood Cutters was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Wood Cutters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Wood Cutters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Wood Cutters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Wood Cutters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Wood Cutters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Wood Cutters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Wood Cutters was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.

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