Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: Vickenian experiment incubator
Population | 8.012 billion |
Currency | currency |
Animal | animal |
The Republic of Woodchuck Chuck is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.012 billion Woodchuck Chuckians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Education not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Woodchuck Chuckian economy, worth a remarkable 2,387 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 298,010 currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,134,928 per year while the poor average 54,198, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.
The nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants, the dead of Woodchuck Chuck have taken on a healthy glow, billions of currencies are being poured into a space program, and according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woodchuck Chuck's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Woodchuck Chuck is ranked 18,471st in the world and 35th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,125.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
- : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, billions of currencies are being poured into a space program.
- : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, the dead of Woodchuck Chuck have taken on a healthy glow.
- : Woodchuck Chuck was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants.
- : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, the industries of Woodchuck Chuck are coughing all the way to the bank.
- : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life".
- : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
- : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
- : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.