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The Republic of Woodchuck Chuck

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Vickenian experiment incubator

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Woodchuck Chuck

Population8.012 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Woodchuck Chuck is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.012 billion Woodchuck Chuckians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Education not funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Woodchuck Chuckian economy, worth a remarkable 2,387 trillion currencies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 298,010 currencies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,134,928 per year while the poor average 54,198, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

The nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants, the dead of Woodchuck Chuck have taken on a healthy glow, billions of currencies are being poured into a space program, and according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woodchuck Chuck's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Woodchuck Chuck is ranked 18,471st in the world and 35th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 6,125.24 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4thMost Subsidized Industry: 33rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 55thMost Ignorant Citizens: 139thMost Avoided: 149thMost Efficient Economies: 171stMost Corrupt Governments: 179thLargest Mining Sector: 243rdHighest Crime Rates: 445thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 507thMost Primitive: 937thMost Armed: 1,677thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,848thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,040thHighest Average Incomes: 3,098thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 3,774thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,405thLargest Black Market: 4,971stRudest Citizens: 6,349thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,400thHighest Economic Output: 11,020thMost Secular: 12,488thLargest Governments: 15,120thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,471stHighest Drug Use: 31,195th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color.
  • : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, billions of currencies are being poured into a space program.
  • : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, the dead of Woodchuck Chuck have taken on a healthy glow.
  • : Woodchuck Chuck was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants.
  • : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, the industries of Woodchuck Chuck are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, children keel over while singing "Leader Gives Us the Water of Life".
  • : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, the native owl population is in permanent hibernation.
  • : Following new legislation in Woodchuck Chuck, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.

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