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The Remnant Flight Colony of Woods Is Back

“Well, These Things Happen” Lachlan Lewis

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Bar on the corner of every region


Woods Is Back

Population2.035 billion

CapitalVista Station
LeaderLachlan Lewis


The Remnant Flight Colony of Woods Is Back is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lachlan Lewis with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.035 billion Mandalorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vista Station. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Mandalorian economy, worth 331 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 163,087 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, the poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators. Crime is totally unknown. Woods Is Back's national animal is the Womprat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Woods Is Back is ranked 143,128th in the world and 58th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Beautiful Environments, with 8.77 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Rudest Citizens: 1,919thLargest Retail Industry: 4,014thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,365thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,059thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,437thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,536thMost Politically Free: 7,398thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7,833rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,095thMost Influential: 8,815thSmartest Citizens: 9,076thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,413thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,424thMost Inclusive: 9,545thHighest Average Incomes: 9,930thMost Efficient Economies: 10,348thMost Devout: 10,466thSafest: 11,248thMost Developed: 11,540thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,627thMost Armed: 12,291stLargest Governments: 12,458thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,615thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,013th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 4th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the region

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