The Dominion of Wooleystan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Her Grand Laziness Tammu with a fair hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 8.421 billion Wooleystanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamar City. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooleystanian economy, worth 739 trillion raymondoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 87,765 raymondoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, it's never "just a game" with Wooleystanian sports fans, and school football matches are usually five-a-side. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooleystan's national animal is the Toshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooleystan is ranked 7,373^rd in the world and 426^th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 90.06 Years.