The Dominion of Wooleystan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Her Grand Laziness Tammu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.798 billion Wooleystanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tamar City. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wooleystanian economy, worth 824 trillion raymondoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,339 raymondoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, they say that Wooleystanians made a dessert and called it peace, and the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooleystan's national animal is the Toshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wooleystan is ranked 217,203^rd in the world and 9,838^th in The North Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -14.46 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.