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The Glorious Empire of Woolitania

“Lassen Sie mich Arzt, ich bin durch!” WooShell

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Forest

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Woolitania

Population33.961 billion

CapitalWoolitania City
LeaderWooShell
FaithCult of the Three Winds

Currencywoolian
Animalwoolpertinger

The Glorious Empire of Woolitania is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by WooShell with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 33.961 billion Woolitanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woolitania City. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolitanian economy, worth an astonishing 10,812 trillion woolians a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 318,384 woolians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and the Woolitania Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Woolitania's national animal is the woolpertinger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of the Three Winds.

Woolitania is ranked 176th in the world and 3rd in Forest for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.9 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 4thMost Rebellious Youth: 10thMost Cultured: 16thMost Cheerful Citizens: 36thHealthiest Citizens: 41stMost Developed: 71stLongest Average Lifespans: 84thSmartest Citizens: 103rdMost Pacifist: 121stMost Secular: 122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 137thLeast Corrupt Governments: 176thNicest Citizens: 211thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 298thMost Scientifically Advanced: 351stHighest Economic Output: 409thHighest Crime Rates: 493rdMost Inclusive: 560thMost Compassionate Citizens: 587thHighest Disposable Incomes: 596thHighest Poor Incomes: 893rdMost Efficient Economies: 895thLargest Populations: 1,430thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,468thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,493rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,903rdTop
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Best Weather: 2,490thRudest Citizens: 4,695thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,087thLargest Governments: 7,400thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,594thTop
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Most Influential: 15,899thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,424thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,314thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,461stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,629th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the Woolitania Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, nudity is frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the military struggles with recruitment.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolitania, the 'sing-a-long with WooShell' album is a popular souvenir.

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