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The Community of Woolly Rhinoceros

“Embrace the Wool”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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Woolly Rhinoceros

Population163 million

Currencyivory coin
AnimalRhino

The Community of Woolly Rhinoceros is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 163 million Woolly Rhinos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.

The powerhouse Rhino economy, worth 12.3 trillion ivory coins a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 75,380 ivory coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, there have been reports of people marrying housepets, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Woolly Rhinoceros's national animal is the Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Woolly Rhinoceros is ranked 163,554th in the world and 7,268th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.57 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,990thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,066thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,921stTop
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Nicest Citizens: 15,623rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,626th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 159th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 182nd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 416th in the regionNicest Citizens: 480th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 486th in the regionMost Cultured: 581st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 623rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 671st in the regionMost Inclusive: 717th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 729th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, Max Barry is this year's Miss Woolly Rhinoceros.
  • : Woolly Rhinoceros was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Woolly Rhinoceros, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.

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