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The Primeval Megafauna of Woolly Rhinoceros

“Embrace the Wool” Behemoth Horn

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: The House at Pooh Corner

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Woolly Rhinoceros

Population1.742 billion

CapitalMammoth Steppe
LeaderBehemoth Horn
FaithGalleon's Lap

Currencyivory coin
AnimalWoolly Hippopotamus

The Primeval Megafauna of Woolly Rhinoceros is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Behemoth Horn with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.742 billion Woolly Rhinos hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mammoth Steppe. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rhino economy, worth 216 trillion ivory coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,291 ivory coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health, the children of Woolly Rhinoceros are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Woolly Rhinoceros's national animal is the Woolly Hippopotamus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Galleon's Lap.

Woolly Rhinoceros is ranked 197,153rd in the world and 11th in The House at Pooh Corner for Most Primitive, scoring -347.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,573rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,673rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,097thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,659thNicest Citizens: 3,779thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,085thMost Pacifist: 6,511thHealthiest Citizens: 6,523rdBest Weather: 6,760thSafest: 7,000thMost Cultured: 7,128thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,883rdLargest Welfare Programs: 8,269thMost Inclusive: 8,434thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,230thMost Developed: 9,765thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,222ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 10,665thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,951stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,036thMost Secular: 13,973rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,178thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,824thMost Efficient Economies: 15,471stLowest Crime Rates: 15,971stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,363rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,703rdMost Subsidized Industry: 17,532ndLargest Governments: 18,600thMost Politically Free: 18,707thHighest Average Incomes: 20,730th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the region

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