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The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes

“Woooooo” Jim Pickens

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific


Wooloo Unitedstrtes

Population4.911 billion

LeaderJim Pickens


The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jim Pickens with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.911 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion WOOPS a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 339,534 WOOPS, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,010,163 per year while the poor average 26,464, a ratio of 76.0 to 1.

Novorossilkovo has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, and the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wooloo Unitedstrtes is ranked 2,725th in the world and 126th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 12,451.19 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 281stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 573rdMost Influential: 678thMost Secular: 932ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,633rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,670thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,814thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,904thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,035thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,155thRudest Citizens: 2,240thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,452ndLargest Governments: 2,539thLargest Black Market: 2,717thMost Efficient Economies: 2,721stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,725thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,997thLowest Crime Rates: 3,190thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,469thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,756thMost Developed: 3,809thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,850thMost Cultured: 3,904thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,937thSmartest Citizens: 4,098thLargest Retail Industry: 4,322ndHighest Food Quality: 4,577thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,761stMost Inclusive: 4,801stMost Patriotic: 5,137thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,282ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,714thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,754thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,167thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,670thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,832ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,885thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,929thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,962ndHighest Economic Output: 12,125thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 16,259th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 63rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 73rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 75th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionLargest Black Market: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 99th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 126th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 133rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 142nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 145th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 167th in the regionMost Influential: 169th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 175th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 185th in the regionMost Cultured: 201st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 208th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 211th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 214th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 216th in the regionMost Developed: 221st in the regionMost Patriotic: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 231st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 254th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 259th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 263rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 273rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 283rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 295th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 349th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 369th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 401st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 402nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 427th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 438th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 648th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 802nd in the regionLargest Populations: 1,190th in the region

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