“Smoke weed everyday” Jim Pickens
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Most Serene Republic of Wooloo Unitedstrtes is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Jim Pickens with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, soft-spoken computers, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.043 billion Wooloo Unitedstrtesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novorossilkovo. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Wooloo Unitedstrtesian economy, worth 499 trillion WOOPS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 244,632 WOOPS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloo Unitedstrtes's national animal is the Wooloo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was endorsed by The Dictatorship of United Soviet State of North Amerika.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle.
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes endorsed The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Wooloo Unitedstrtes was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests.
- : Following new legislation in Wooloo Unitedstrtes, contestants on Wooloo Unitedstrtes's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
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