The Angry Blue Warbull of Woonrocket is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bull Bovinisto with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 30.965 billion Woonrocketeers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woon Cow City. The average income tax rate is 12.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woonrocketian economy, worth a remarkable 5,302 trillion Cow Flops a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,245 Cow Flops, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no such thing as bad publicity, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art, and pranking is an art form. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Woonrocket's national animal is the Blue Warbull, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bovinity.

Woonrocket is ranked 207,724^th in the world and 591^st in the Plains of Perdition for Most Authoritarian, with 565.42 milliStalins.