“Cast off the crutch that kills the pain the red flag...” Billy Talent
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: The Kodiak Republic
|Capital||Underground Play Toy|
|Faith||the heady heights of Tran-duc|
|Animal||monster guinea pig|
The Epic collecting nation of Wopruthien is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Billy Talent with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.979 billion Wopiens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Play Toy. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Wopruthienian economy, worth a remarkable 5,363 trillion irishes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 191,697 irishes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Voting is compulsory, foreign livestock are offered asylum, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wopruthien's national animal is the monster guinea pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the heady heights of Tran-duc.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Wopruthien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Following new legislation in Wopruthien, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Wopruthien, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
- : Following new legislation in Wopruthien, foreign livestock are offered asylum.
- : Wopruthien was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Wopruthien, voting is compulsory.
- : Wopruthien was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Wopruthien, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Underground Play Toy Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Wopruthien, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
- : Following new legislation in Wopruthien, praying before a battle is a court-martial offence.