The Union of Workers Republic of Prestes Order is a massive, safe nation, ruled by General Secretary Prestes VI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.193 billion Prestovians enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prestrovia. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Prestovian economy, worth 912 trillion Prestilhos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 217,643 Prestilhos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The holiday spirit must not be taken to the max, criminals are really screwed, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Republic of Prestes Order's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Laborism.

Workers Republic of Prestes Order is ranked 311,464^th in the world and 5,843^rd in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 5.75 cheeks per square mile.