The Theocracy of Wyoma is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its daily referendums, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 36.561 billion Wyomen are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Healthcare receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Wyoman economy, worth a remarkable 4,642 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,974 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in Wyoma, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and mechanics are often exhausted by their work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wyoma's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wyoma is ranked 4,378^th in the world and 129^th in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 124,688.84 Standard Monetary Units.