The Theocracy of Wyoma is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 28.735 billion Wyomen are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The tiny, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Healthcare and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 1.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wyoman economy, worth a remarkable 3,341 trillion Dinars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 116,299 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Lionball fields, the space program has been reduced to Leader's nephew playing with a cardboard space shuttle, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wyoma's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wyoma is ranked 448^th in the world and 25^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.37 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.