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The Holy Empire of Xandopia

“Be Mindful”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: Lazarus

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Xandopia

Population2.619 billion

CapitalXandopolis
FaithXanduism

CurrencyXandrachma
Animalredhead

The Holy Empire of Xandopia is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.619 billion Xandopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xandopolis. The average income tax rate is 79.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xandopian economy, worth 376 trillion Xandrachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 143,785 Xandrachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies. Crime is totally unknown. Xandopia's national animal is the redhead, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Xanduism.

Xandopia is ranked 34,342nd in the world and 1,593rd in Lazarus for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,884.07 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,590thMost Pacifist: 3,762ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,911thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,113thNicest Citizens: 4,479thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,806thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,329thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,468thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,023rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,407thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,606thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,128thMost Efficient Economies: 8,342ndTop
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Most Developed: 8,677thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,002ndMost Inclusive: 9,480thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,571stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,653rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,866thLowest Crime Rates: 11,495thSmartest Citizens: 11,504thLargest Governments: 11,512thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,671stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,708thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,444thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,814thHighest Average Incomes: 13,898thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,405thMost Cultured: 14,982ndSafest: 16,126th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Pacifist: 182nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 219th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 247th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 259th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 273rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 302nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 313th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 334th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 409th in the regionMost Developed: 471st in the regionMost Influential: 488th in the regionMost Inclusive: 510th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 542nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 543rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 544th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 571st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 605th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 620th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 660th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 670th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 706th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xandopia, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Xandopia, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
  • : Following new legislation in Xandopia, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
  • : Xandopia was endorsed by The Dominion of Lazarene Ryccia.
  • : Following new legislation in Xandopia, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Xandopia, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
  • : Following new legislation in Xandopia, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in Xandopia, they say that Xandopians made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Xandopia, businesses are scrambling to adapt to the government's mandate that 'time and measurement no longer exist'.
  • : Following new legislation in Xandopia, t-shirts displaying a photo of Leader performing the Full-Monty are selling out.

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