The Gay Agenda of Xarbraden is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Council of Queers with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 6.022 billion Xarbradenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fruity Farm. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xarbradenian economy, worth 602 trillion Femboy Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 100,116 Femboy Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and international tensions are high as Xarbraden threatens any government with the audacity to arrest its citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xarbraden's national animal is the Megapnosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Queerness.

Xarbraden is ranked 22,369^th in the world and 509^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 112.56 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.