The Republic of Xeenelin is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 1.75 billion Xeenelinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bardin. The average income tax rate is 57.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Xeenelinian economy, worth 32.0 trillion delzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,280 delzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, euthanasia is legal, and Xeenelin has designated Bardin as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xeenelin's national animal is the whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Xeenelin is ranked 294,967^th in the world and 26^th in North Alliance for Most Conservative, scoring 22 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.