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The Surviving Stronghold of Xenopatria

“You Are a Stranger to Us”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The League

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Xenopatria

Population14.477 billion

CapitalLast Bastion
LeaderPresident Winston Arbuckle Vorster
FaithSurvivalism

CurrencyXenon
AnimalTurtle

The Surviving Stronghold of Xenopatria is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Winston Arbuckle Vorster with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.477 billion Xenopatrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Last Bastion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenopatrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,277 trillion Xenons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 157,339 Xenons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 588,046 per year while the poor average 29,484, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

Abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, the youth vote is only counted when kindergarten teachers ask who drew the best picture, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and news headlines suggest that President Winston Arbuckle Vorster has a sideline in guinea pig pimping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Xenopatria's national animal is the Turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Survivalism.

Xenopatria is ranked 41,067th in the world and 7th in The League for Most Stationary, with 1,093.81500829128 days.

Top
1%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,672ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,876thTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,393rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,444thLargest Retail Industry: 3,557thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,859thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,047thFattest Citizens: 6,228thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,309thMost Avoided: 6,752ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,286thHighest Economic Output: 10,344thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,462ndTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 14,960thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,180thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,074thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,141stLargest Mining Sector: 17,154thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,089thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,054thMost Efficient Economies: 19,431stHighest Average Incomes: 19,637thLargest Black Market: 22,720thMost Patriotic: 23,211thMost Influential: 27,292ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,432ndLargest Populations: 27,911th
Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 20th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 36th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 44th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xenopatria, news headlines suggest that President Winston Arbuckle Vorster has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in Xenopatria, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Xenopatria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Xenopatria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Xenopatria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Xenopatria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Xenopatria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Xenopatria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Xenopatria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Xenopatria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.

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