The State of Xhosi is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 16.433 billion Xhosians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 10.9%.

The strong Xhosian economy, worth 879 trillion betales a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 53,501 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, Xhosi has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Xhosi in an international press conference. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Xhosi's national animal is the deer.

Xhosi is ranked 232,585^th in the world and 5^th in Union of South Africa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 55.67 law-abiding acts per hour.