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The Communo-Monarchist State of Xi Jinping Dynasty

“Order and Prosperity”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: The International Monarchist Union


Xi Jinping Dynasty

Population2.384 billion

CapitalNew Beijing
LeaderXi Jinping

CurrencyXi Yuan
AnimalWinnie the Pooh

The Communo-Monarchist State of Xi Jinping Dynasty is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Xi Jinping with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.384 billion Chinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Beijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese economy, worth 333 trillion Xi Yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 139,729 Xi Yuan, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 910,436 per year while the poor average 8,498, a ratio of 107 to 1.

A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xi Jinping Dynasty's national animal is the Winnie the Pooh, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xi Jinping Dynasty is ranked 139,683rd in the world and 1st in The International Monarchist Union for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 68.15 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Secular: 2,298thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,305thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,562ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,627thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,436thLargest Retail Industry: 7,917thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,758thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,190thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,573rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,013thLargest Black Market: 11,075thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,778thMost Efficient Economies: 12,183rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,144thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,999thHighest Average Incomes: 16,600thMost Developed: 18,200thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,178th

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