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The Lesbian Elven Empire of Xialta

“A caring, loving hug a day keeps hate & prejudice away!”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: The LCRUA

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Xialta

Population11.505 billion

CapitalRubéna
LeaderBenevolent Empress of The Moon
FaithSapphism

CurrencyPun
Animalfluffy highlander cat

The Lesbian Elven Empire of Xialta is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benevolent Empress of The Moon with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 11.505 billion Xialtans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rubéna. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Xialtan economy, worth a remarkable 2,551 trillion Puns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 221,804 Puns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that Benevolent Empress of The Moon wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xialta's national animal is the fluffy highlander cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sapphism.

Xialta is ranked 197,899th in the world and 16th in The LCRUA for Most Stationary, with 50.29119698028 days.

Top
1%
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 909thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,373rdNicest Citizens: 1,474thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,494thMost Inclusive: 1,574thMost Developed: 1,620thLargest Governments: 1,713thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,748thLowest Crime Rates: 1,751stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,775thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,850thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,918thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,165thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,329thMost Pacifist: 2,418thHighest Food Quality: 2,466thHealthiest Citizens: 2,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,672ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,934thTop
5%
Safest: 3,045thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,078thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,166thSmartest Citizens: 3,187thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,213thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,708thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,384thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,630thMost Cultured: 5,179thBest Weather: 5,360thHighest Average Incomes: 7,551stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,962ndHighest Economic Output: 8,965thMost Influential: 9,931stMost Secular: 10,496thTop
10%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 16,478thMost Income Equality: 18,684thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,834thMost Patriotic: 22,146th
Top
10%
Most Income Equality: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Xialta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Xialta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : Xialta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Xialta's influence in The LCRUA rose from "Minnow" to "Contender".
  • : Xialta relocated from Lazarus to The LCRUA.
  • : Xialta was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Xialta ceased to exist in The LCRUA.
  • : Xialta voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Educational Equality Act".
  • : Xialta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.
  • : Xialta was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Army of Stretchington, infecting 2 million survivors.

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