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The Scientific Technocracy of Ximea

“Scientia Est Quantivis Pretii”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Angels of Derp

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Ximea

Population18.634 billion

CapitalProcyon
LeaderDoktor Wunderbar

CurrencyCFU
Animalland lamprey

The Scientific Technocracy of Ximea is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Doktor Wunderbar with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 18.634 billion Ximeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Procyon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ximean economy, worth a remarkable 6,574 trillion CFUS a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 352,824 CFUS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, third world countries are rich in "I Love Procyon" t-shirts, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ximea's national animal is the land lamprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ximea is ranked 7,593rd in the world and 5th in Angels of Derp for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 12,799.31 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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1%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 39thLargest Information Technology Sector: 75thSmartest Citizens: 116thMost Advanced Public Education: 156thLargest Governments: 294thLowest Crime Rates: 312thMost Secular: 352ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 366thHighest Average Tax Rates: 374thMost Inclusive: 484thMost Subsidized Industry: 505thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 554thSafest: 558thMost Cultured: 767thMost Developed: 806thHighest Economic Output: 898thHighest Average Incomes: 920thLongest Average Lifespans: 966thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 968thMost Pacifist: 1,256thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,487thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,571stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,582ndTop
5%
Highest Poor Incomes: 2,449thHealthiest Citizens: 2,463rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,663rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,709thMost Efficient Economies: 2,820thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,899thRudest Citizens: 3,031stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,263rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,782ndMost Stationary: 4,119thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,240thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,487thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,044thLargest Populations: 6,199thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,593rdTop
10%
Most Influential: 9,077thLargest Retail Industry: 14,390th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, third world countries are rich in "I Love Procyon" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, the Intelligence services are renowned for their godless ways.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, Ximean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, Procyon's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Ximea was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Largest Welfare Programs.

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