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The Scientific Technocracy of Ximea

“Scientia Est Quantivis Pretii”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Instigator

Location: Angels of Derp

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Ximea

Population20.192 billion

CapitalProcyon
LeaderDoktor Wunderbar

CurrencyCFU
Animalland lamprey

The Scientific Technocracy of Ximea is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Doktor Wunderbar with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 20.192 billion Ximeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Procyon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ximean economy, worth a remarkable 7,198 trillion CFUS a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 356,498 CFUS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, populations of two-headed land lampreys have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ximea's national animal is the land lamprey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ximea is ranked 3,833rd in the world and 3rd in Angels of Derp for Most Stationary, with 2,449.70676552 Days.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 45thLargest Information Technology Sector: 103rdSmartest Citizens: 134thMost Advanced Public Education: 177thMost Efficient Economies: 287thLargest Governments: 299thLowest Crime Rates: 305thMost Advanced Public Transport: 341stHighest Average Tax Rates: 371stSafest: 419thMost Secular: 469thMost Inclusive: 552ndMost Subsidized Industry: 588thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 595thMost Cultured: 842ndHighest Economic Output: 865thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 991stMost Developed: 1,014thHighest Average Incomes: 1,119thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,235thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,499thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,527thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,540thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,130thHealthiest Citizens: 2,627thMost Pacifist: 2,895thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,011thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,163rdRudest Citizens: 3,352ndMost Stationary: 3,833rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,982ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,107thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,300thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,629thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,777thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,279thLargest Populations: 6,111thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,275thTop
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Most Influential: 10,785thLargest Retail Industry: 17,319thNicest Citizens: 19,374th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, populations of two-headed land lampreys have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, judges are all-powerful.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, manual labourers must be willing to have cybernetic limbs to get a job.
  • : Following new legislation in Ximea, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.

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