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The Holy God of All Memes of Xiulens

“no u” sPicIeSt M3meL0rD

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Westfalen Westphalia



Population4.996 billion

LeadersPicIeSt M3meL0rD


The Holy God of All Memes of Xiulens is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by sPicIeSt M3meL0rD with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.996 billion Lensians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lensia. The average income tax rate is 32.0%.

The thriving Lens economy, worth 385 trillion LensKoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,208 LensKoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water, and citizens finish cleaning up after the annual National Treasure Hunt just in time for the next one. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Xiulens's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is mEMersHiP.

Xiulens is ranked 10,062nd in the world and 12th in Westfalen Westphalia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 3 Valid Endorsements.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,349thTop
Best Weather: 9,460thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,062ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,218thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,563rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,283rdLargest Welfare Programs: 14,544thMost Cultured: 16,256thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,264th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Ecotopia2, Vendoora, and Nova Benevento.

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