The Fallen State of Xofrautan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Om Mandalik with an iron fist, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.127 billion Xofrautanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Migama. The average income tax rate is 36.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Xofrautanian economy, worth 447 trillion Rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,324 Rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, the official Xofrautanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, poverty is disloyal to the Motherland, and many say faith is a crutch for those who can't move forward. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Xofrautan's national animal is the White Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Grixusni.

Xofrautan is ranked 15,771^st in the world and 8^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Primitive, scoring 85.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.