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The Ozelot Senator of Xoriet

Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266

“Justice Upon All.” Kath Zandion Beralis

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the Pacific

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Xoriet

Population14.37 billion

CapitalAndrossi
LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

CurrencySarun
AnimalGolden Ocelot

The Ozelot Senator of Xoriet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 14.37 billion Xoritians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xoritian economy, worth a remarkable 3,414 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 237,596 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, anybody who is high on pot can't sit on a city council (Xoriet has found 7 easter eggs), relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and most people learn to drive on crash courses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 2,980th in the world and 69th in the Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 146.33 Quips Per Hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 614thMost Efficient Economies: 690thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 706thMost Cheerful Citizens: 836thMost Pacifist: 887thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 981stMost Cultured: 1,117thMost Developed: 1,546thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,655thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 1,787thHealthiest Citizens: 1,835thNicest Citizens: 1,938thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,173rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,421stHighest Economic Output: 2,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,787thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,831stSmartest Citizens: 2,980thLargest Governments: 3,077thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,137thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,274thHighest Average Incomes: 3,308thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,342ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,149thMost Inclusive: 4,324thMost Influential: 4,509thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,551stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,599thMost Devout: 5,235thLargest Retail Industry: 5,341stMost Beautiful Environments: 6,333rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,683rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,834thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,918thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,027thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,775thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,381stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,949thLargest Populations: 10,153rdBest Weather: 10,470thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,270thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,720th
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Most Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionNicest Citizens: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 51st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 55th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionLargest Governments: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 80th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionMost Devout: 90th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 107th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 124th in the regionMost Inclusive: 132nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 157th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 163rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 164th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 166th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 186th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 217th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 245th in the regionBest Weather: 276th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 283rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 313th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 479th in the regionMost Stationary: 565th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 586th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 630th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 688th in the region

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