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The Ozelot Prinzessin of Xoriet

Xoriet was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 266

“Justice Upon All.” Kath Zandion Beralis

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the Pacific

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Xoriet

Population13.996 billion

CapitalAndrossi
LeaderKath Zandion Beralis
FaithFate's Mandate

CurrencySarun
AnimalGolden Ocelot

The Ozelot Prinzessin of Xoriet is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and notable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 13.996 billion Xorietians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 87.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorietian economy, worth a remarkable 3,226 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 230,506 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 87,762nd in the world and 3,751st in the Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 17.41 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 540thMost Efficient Economies: 692ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 720thMost Cheerful Citizens: 924thMost Pacifist: 1,054thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,062ndMost Cultured: 1,138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,698thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 1,899thLowest Crime Rates: 1,909thMost Developed: 2,068thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,178thNicest Citizens: 2,212thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,381stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,810thHighest Economic Output: 2,814thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,130thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,224thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,292ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,372ndSmartest Citizens: 3,470thLargest Governments: 3,497thHighest Average Incomes: 3,559thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,707thMost Influential: 3,912thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,017thMost Devout: 5,050thLargest Retail Industry: 5,061stMost Inclusive: 5,117thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,350thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,199thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,983rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,022ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,059thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,825thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,231stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,591stLargest Populations: 10,270thBest Weather: 11,226thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,442ndLargest Gambling Industry: 16,182ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,786th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 15th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 41st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 53rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Developed: 59th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 67th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 72nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 74th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 82nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 83rd in the regionLargest Governments: 84th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 91st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 91st in the regionMost Devout: 95th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 140th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 151st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 155th in the regionMost Inclusive: 163rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 164th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 168th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 183rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 185th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 194th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 231st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 253rd in the regionBest Weather: 319th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 348th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 537th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 553rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 594th in the regionMost Stationary: 626th in the regionLargest Black Market: 667th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 689th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Xoriet lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Xoriet, Air Xoriet is rumored to receive more government funding than the Xorietian Air Force.
  • : Xoriet lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Xoriet was endorsed by The Republic of Kinslandi.
  • : Xoriet lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.

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