The Ozelot Prinzessin of Xoriet is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an iron fist, and notable for its restrictive gun laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 13.996 billion Xorietians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The average income tax rate is 87.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorietian economy, worth a remarkable 3,226 trillion Saruns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 230,506 Saruns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must have a license to operate a computer, legions of police officers force people to move into massive urban apartments, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and the Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 87,762^nd in the world and 3,751^st in the Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 17.41 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.