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The Xpublic of Xsheiga

“✪✪✪✪✪” Osheiga

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Artificial Solar System

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Xsheiga

Population2.502 billion

CapitalXovatova
LeaderOsheiga
FaithDodoism

Currencylegendary card
Animaldodo bird

The Xpublic of Xsheiga is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Osheiga with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.502 billion Xsheigans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The average income tax rate is 53.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xsheigan economy, worth 233 trillion legendary cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,369 legendary cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, foreign leaders are advising that Osheiga's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xsheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Dodoism.

Xsheiga is ranked 32,837th in the world and 80th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 2,688.97 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,653rdMost Devout: 11,490thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,724thMost Developed: 21,764thHealthiest Citizens: 25,854thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,931stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,230th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 16th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 39th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 66th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 69th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 80th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 95th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 100th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 126th in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionLargest Governments: 128th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 130th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 135th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 162nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 206th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 225th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 359th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 395th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xsheiga, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsheiga, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsheiga, foreign leaders are advising that Osheiga's letters must have gotten lost in the mail.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsheiga, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsheiga, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsheiga, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsheiga, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsheiga, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsheiga, every diamond ring sold is accompanied by a twenty-five page analysis and a waiver.
  • : Following new legislation in Xsheiga, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.

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