The Dechnocracy of Xyrron is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Seiun Kayagon with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.655 billion Xyrronians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iruka. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Xyrronian economy, worth 370 trillion Quals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 139,655 Quals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, and relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly. Crime is totally unknown. Xyrron's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Mado.

Xyrron is ranked 36,134^th in the world and 1,015^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 31.2 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.