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The Militant Confederacy of Xzavia-Hjar

“De Sanguine Martyrum non Vastata Fatum”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population3.747 billion

FaithAsh'ari Islam


The Militant Confederacy of Xzavia-Hjar is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.747 billion Xzavian-Hjaris are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nur-Sultan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Xzavian-Hjari economy, worth 909 trillion Dolgeks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 242,854 Dolgeks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 783,616 per year while the poor average 56,921, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins, the well-to-do in The North Pacific are never on time for important appointments, polygamy is legal, and the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Dragon hunting institutions. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Xzavia-Hjar's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ash'ari Islam.

Xzavia-Hjar is ranked 119,932nd in the world and 6,130th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 563.55 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 98thRudest Citizens: 780thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 984thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,259thTop
Most Influential: 1,534thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,762ndMost Devout: 1,768thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,068thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,075thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,133rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,170thMost Armed: 2,233rdFattest Citizens: 2,301stLargest Retail Industry: 2,437thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,454thMost Cultured: 2,493rdLargest Gambling Industry: 2,934thHighest Average Incomes: 3,115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,243rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,166thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,316thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,376thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,437thSmartest Citizens: 6,455thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,496thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,400thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,496thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 9,326thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,406thHighest Drug Use: 10,171stLargest Governments: 11,150thMost Efficient Economies: 11,658thLargest Black Market: 11,736thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 13,090th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 36th in the regionRudest Citizens: 50th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 66th in the regionFattest Citizens: 71st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 77th in the regionMost Armed: 80th in the regionMost Devout: 82nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 85th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 87th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 95th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 122nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 131st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 182nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 218th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 224th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 297th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 301st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 323rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 331st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 334th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 343rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 346th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 367th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 367th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 432nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 490th in the regionLargest Governments: 562nd in the regionMost Influential: 615th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 623rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 624th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 639th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xzavia-Hjar, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Dragon hunting institutions.
  • : Following new legislation in Xzavia-Hjar, polygamy is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Xzavia-Hjar, the well-to-do in The North Pacific are never on time for important appointments.
  • : Xzavia-Hjar was endorsed by The Dominion of Jefatin.
  • : Xzavia-Hjar was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Ponantine.
  • : Following new legislation in Xzavia-Hjar, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
  • : Following new legislation in Xzavia-Hjar, major corporations receive tax breaks for no apparent reason.
  • : Xzavia-Hjar was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Following new legislation in Xzavia-Hjar, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
  • : Following new legislation in Xzavia-Hjar, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 431 » El Fiji Grande, Alunya, Territorio di Nessuno, Sunto, Wilkshire, Glurponia, Corfad, Koda-Land, Holy Oranz, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, Loutsland, Malta Comino Gozo, Yaorozu, Trillius, Sheldanada, Napnomadia, Shadowrik, Dreadton, Kobagia, Dar es Saalam, Vincone Cae, Valhalla123, North Bratislava, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Pleroma Sans Romans, Omnistria, The Iron Lions, Ethnon, Constantinolia, Abject Ludicrosity, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Jasminlandia, Alice Gardens, Yukti, Sinelona, Amerian States, Elder Realms, Zumlandia, Unsophisticate, Austurasia, Empy, Frances Francis the First of France, Cloydicia, Drusselstein, Test for a new hope, Great Bights Mum, and 381 others.Bonjoura, Azzarel, Western Vapia, The Serdey Islands, Lower Nubia, Altivia, The Most Freedom Ever, New Pruessen, British Pacific Islands, East Supple Lund, Antiyard, Misuvelia, Chukstik Illahi, Minuda, Analomink, SORT, Arimbia, Zokk, Manticore utopia, Kwaj, Warsaw-Halicz, Orven, Diodone, Aetulia, Panama Coalition, Bananaaaaa, French Bananastan, Esplandia, Detrivania, The Windmilluminati, The Bureaucratic Territories, Union of Austria-Hungary, 1 very fast endotarter, Soviet Terran, Cinnibar, Free Culture, Siwale, Ostrolia, Bananoonza, Agharya, Camarthen, Aratani, The Sinclarian Provinces, Blackphir, Holy Marcus Empire, Moubarakistan, Wunderstrafanstalt, Kubrostavsria, Partax, Necromonia, Dopeland420, Kuveria, Longsword01, Ilisseia, Central Ryal, Lemonbiscuits, BrightFutures, Gilakistan, Breduria, Abiswashyo-bhumi, David Davidson, 2 and 2 is Fish, Moose repupblic, Kasazzastan, The Discipled, Wooleystan, Chatheatinamopia, Habanan, Daiz, Dadastan Archipelago, Axstahl, Vexilia, United Draconia, Torakuen, Kolorland, Karazan, Ice and Tinian, Phoronu, Palisede, Anna Airters, Calamazo, Viridiann, Ieprus, Hileville, Humptalumpta, Sunaiya, Venezuelia, Walter Jackson, Orado, New Phyrreus, Moisus, Angwayster, Spartoptia, Helix Labs, Brettenia, LostLegion, Bojacks and Jills, United States of Medford, Potatolandium, Free Azzaca, Lanorth, Mercandia, Kalimora Aire, Beautifil Russia of The Future, New Austra, Heken, Lamuell, Neo Hungarica, Black Templares, Dicko, Orenmark, Magorostan, Titanianapolis, Elianzonia, New Caeitanordia, Tarr-Nation, Cors Evia, Fascist Democracy, Old Emporia, United States of Americanas, Yugobatania, Dillhole Land, Guer Aike, Solmetria, Arcoriposa, The English Alliance, Newpromisedland, Oktavio, Tranquillitas Ingenii, Felpolandia, Eslua, Musselshell, United Asgardian States, Tianqing, San Xavier, Thoven, Babacar, Yemet, Tamgu, Renzic, Wineclaw, Federation Terra Australis, Pradovnia, Northern Glory, Revolutionary Sealand, Planes, Saturns Edge, Romania-Moldavia, The AP Republic, North Armatas, California but Worse, Scrisix, Selfgradatude, Fun time land of Fun, The Seven Shed Skins, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Lazadonil, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Willisonvilledaleton, Scouria, The West United States, Mesherica, New Trisone, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Antityranicals, Island States of Skelldia, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Mazuri, Willifusland, Choistan, New Bremerton, Sea Ghost, Nova Trieste, Keelut, Pomur, Aeviternus, Marxist Luxembourg, Aldros, Sundred, New Eleria, Steraz, Centromuria, Saint Alaric, Get Away From Me, VNA, Narwhal, Scrubbertalia, Hrysos, Moanapo, Marijuana Haven, Dylanana, The Teddy, Pinguioris, Gliese Minor, East Wushen, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Juggernautilus, Phualand, Banabistan, PembrokeLand, Marmiedon, Eylstadt Izetta, Elestrum, Egalico, Fantasque, PlanetPunk, Chilean 1st Reich, Lorigia, The Jerichowan Country, Meso Land, Of Many, The Union of Workers Councils, Sacrento, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Makudu, Jefffliu, Debussy, Hatakulamatakatak, Shayan, Wisconsota, Eternal Dreams, The Panamanian Union, Indiana Hoosier nation, Vanska, Brivlan, Haor Chall, Bopolisc, Seenvorland, Marcoz0, Newam, Medicas, Utopicican, Amaganset, Australente, Changjo, Kenatara, Subjugators, Alepuble, Outer Egorniand, United Brazilians states, Amauri, Velly, Kromi, Bearical, Catopia2, Miamington, Taehsitara Island, Troopersorder66, Steampunk Ariel, Virillum, Ischyri Thelis, Alcaryia, Mount Timbers, Zozanio, Idumetala, Sil Dorsett, Pleajeune, Zankioa, Great Javadwipa, Republic of Naya, Heminaw, Lindsaystan, Foraldn, United Kahndaq, Alesya, Death By Astonishment, Elgaland-Vargaland, Cobrakia, Walist, Scientific empire, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Ara Antrizuls, Sjalmia, Penrith, Lader Draia, Runeda, Fizban, Sankami, Odrinia, Zupla, Princely Irbis, Etrurica, Contani, Loptous, Lordelles, Dramanian, Spunkland, Concordare, Maott, The Tampa Bay Rays, Gooood Tiiimes, Malvad, New Octicarg, Equine Dues, Union of the Oriental States, The Norion, Aleria and Tiristan, Styrica, Sockmanland, Laynekraine, Youssath, Arkenistan, New Flos, Beta Centauri B3, New Lakemba, Pallaith, PotatoFarmers, Preble, Kehmalin, 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Gondigams, Alusten, Ponantine, and Jefatin.

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