The Democratic Republic of Y rhif gorau yw dau is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.826 billion Y rhif gorau yw dauans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The very strong Y rhif gorau yw dauan economy, worth 650 trillion Twoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 73,715 Twoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Y rhif gorau yw dau's national animal is the Twins, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Y rhif gorau yw dau is ranked 140,628^th in the world and 7^th in Rex Duos for Most Patriotic, with 12.79 flags saluted per person per day.