The Unified Republican States of Yakkandiania is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chark Vanjirakalitrabatram with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.006 billion Yakkandianians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sezitiroirp. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yakkandianian economy, worth a remarkable 2,099 trillion Yekkaniums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 262,235 Yekkaniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Yakkandiania, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, a rusted hulk in Sezitiroirp harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in 10000 Islands, and teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art. Crime is totally unknown. Yakkandiania's national animal is the Sinarians, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

Yakkandiania is ranked 4,171^st in the world and 71^st in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 19,212.91 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.