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The Eternal Dictatorship of Yatexia

“I am the lord, and you shall listen” Josef Yatez

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Confederacy of Layem



Population7.749 billion

LeaderJosef Yatez


The Eternal Dictatorship of Yatexia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Josef Yatez with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.749 billion Yatexians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seier-Stadt. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yatexian economy, worth a remarkable 2,033 trillion Yateses a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an amazing 262,432 Yateses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

With increasingly clear skies nobody seems to mind the electricity bill going through the roof, colonial subjects have Yatexian culture shoved down their throats, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Yatexia, and women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yatexia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Jodaism.

Yatexia is ranked 9,181st in the world and 12th in Confederacy of Layem for Rudest Citizens, with 113.02 Insults Per Minute.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 533rdLargest Black Market: 1,639thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,771stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,834thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,940thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,011thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,922ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,074thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,524thMost Devout: 3,808thLowest Crime Rates: 3,944thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,895thMost Efficient Economies: 5,087thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,444thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,939thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,268thLargest Mining Sector: 7,642ndHighest Economic Output: 8,137thRudest Citizens: 9,181stHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,937thMost Developed: 10,212thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,892ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,932ndLargest Retail Industry: 11,126thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,210thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,473rdLargest Governments: 11,892ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,914thTop
Smartest Citizens: 12,393rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,684thFattest Citizens: 13,119thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,491stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,125thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,716thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,785thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,226thMost Influential: 17,240thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,010thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 22,126th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Average: 13th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Lyrakia, Krataziya, Baaas, and Hualonia.

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