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The Naturally Organically Salty of Yazakhastan

“let no man speak evil of me, let no man declare me ill” Valentine I

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Europe



Population2.151 billion

LeaderValentine I
FaithRussian Orthodoxy


The Naturally Organically Salty of Yazakhastan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Valentine I with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.151 billion Yazakhs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Rome. The average income tax rate is 83.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yazakhastanian economy, worth 267 trillion Rhybnules a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,321 Rhybnules, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, pausing for applause during a speech is seen as a form of censorship, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yazakhastan's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Yazakhastan is ranked 13,742nd in the world and 200th in Europe for Largest Governments, scoring 30.15 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

Most Devout: 1,786thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,788thMost Cultured: 6,653rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,974thLowest Crime Rates: 10,023rdNicest Citizens: 10,058thMost Inclusive: 10,337thMost Armed: 10,722ndMost Influential: 10,914thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,300thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,352ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,360thMost Developed: 12,456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,959thMost Efficient Economies: 13,263rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,403rdLargest Governments: 13,742ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,756thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,377thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,571stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,666thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,329thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,706thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,198thHealthiest Citizens: 18,208thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,821stLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,847thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,028thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,182ndSmartest Citizens: 20,663rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,519thHighest Average Incomes: 21,819th
Most Devout: 17th in the regionMost Armed: 44th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 119th in the regionMost Cultured: 127th in the region

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