The Super Corrupt Dictatorship of Yeet Nationss is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow with an iron fist, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 881 million Yeetsonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haplantonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeeter economy, worth 132 trillion Golden Eagle Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 150,588 Golden Eagle Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 872,997 per year while the poor average 12,336, a ratio of 70.8 to 1.

Economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, the only thing slower than the economy is the exchange where it's managed, The Militaristic Dictator Lord Jack Snow has more friends than ever before, and a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yeet Nationss's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yeet Nationss is ranked 239,148^th in the world and 9,880^th in The North Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 10.45 Tourists Per Hour.