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The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland

“All shall tremble beneath our large feathery might!!!” Our Glorious Emuporer

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population3.373 billion

LeaderOur Glorious Emuporer


The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Our Glorious Emuporer with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.373 billion Yeldarbslandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth 973 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 288,641 Bradbucks, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, and Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges. Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platymu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emo-Ostrichism.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 41,058th in the world and 1,504th in the South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,508.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 199thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 280thMost Influential: 382ndRudest Citizens: 482ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 754thHighest Disposable Incomes: 814thMost Efficient Economies: 892ndLargest Retail Industry: 951stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,293rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,904thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,094thHighest Average Incomes: 2,220thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,664thMost Cultured: 2,682ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,688thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,103rdSmartest Citizens: 4,305thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,537thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,262ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,331stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,725thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,869thLargest Governments: 6,149thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,479thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,634thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,908thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,081stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,139thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,463rdLargest Mining Sector: 11,520thLargest Black Market: 11,540thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,355thMost Developed: 13,550thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,184thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,418thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,572ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,962ndMost Secular: 15,114thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,589thMost Inclusive: 17,262ndHighest Economic Output: 17,308th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 41st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 56th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 71st in the regionMost Cultured: 72nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 99th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 136th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 140th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 155th in the regionLargest Governments: 157th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 190th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 226th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 232nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 242nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 248th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 254th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 256th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 281st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 302nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 313th in the regionLargest Black Market: 322nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 337th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 384th in the regionMost Developed: 392nd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 433rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 495th in the regionMost Stationary: 535th in the regionMost Secular: 543rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 633rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 705th in the regionLargest Populations: 711th in the region

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