“Hoot Hoot Hoot” Jean Chouan
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
The Mighty Dictatorship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Jean Chouan with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.749 billion Yeldarbslandians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayenne. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth 349 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 200,028 Bradbucks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 839,867 per year while the poor average 30,960, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.
Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Platypowldogs' dominate wildlife preserves, nude art is becoming wildly popular, and many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight. Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platypowl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, many of the poor live from cradle to grave without ever seeing sunlight.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Platypowldogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, most academic research has ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, Max Barry is this year's Miss Yeldarbsland.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
- : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, Yeldarbsland's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
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