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The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland

“All shall tremble beneath our large feathery might!!!” Our Glorious Emuporer

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population3.788 billion

LeaderOur Glorious Emuporer


The Mighty Dictemuship of Yeldarbsland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Our Glorious Emuporer with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.788 billion Yeldarbslandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Campion. The average income tax rate is 7.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Yeldarbslandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,139 trillion Bradbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 300,798 Bradbucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban, and agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Yeldarbsland's national animal is the Platymu, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Emo-Ostrichism.

Yeldarbsland is ranked 37,638th in the world and 988th in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 197.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 281stRudest Citizens: 381stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 398thMost Influential: 414thLargest Agricultural Sector: 519thMost Efficient Economies: 757thHighest Disposable Incomes: 772ndLargest Retail Industry: 886thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,154thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,886thHighest Average Incomes: 1,958thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,135thTop
Most Cultured: 2,268thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,368thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,079thSmartest Citizens: 3,551stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,650thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,842ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,485thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,488thLargest Governments: 5,126thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,126thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,264thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,312thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,418thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,493rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,150thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,293rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,709thMost Developed: 8,728thLargest Black Market: 10,311thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,362ndTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,054thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,753rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,918thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,393rdLargest Mining Sector: 13,861stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,875thHighest Economic Output: 14,881stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,046thMost Inclusive: 15,421stMost Secular: 16,502nd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 34th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 54th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 91st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 96th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 98th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 107th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 108th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 124th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 137th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 146th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 152nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 189th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 225th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 239th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 251st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 253rd in the regionMost Developed: 268th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 274th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 284th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 287th in the regionLargest Black Market: 304th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 363rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 409th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 409th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 411th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 419th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 436th in the regionMost Stationary: 507th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 544th in the regionMost Inclusive: 556th in the regionMost Secular: 592nd in the regionLargest Populations: 686th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 687th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, worrywarts have started advocating for a paint ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem".
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, a traveller who once stubbed a toe on an Air Brancaland flight has been offered asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, recognizing the Yeldarbslandian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance.
  • : Following new legislation in Yeldarbsland, group hugs break out during floor votes.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 348 » Erinor, Volaworand, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Beepee, Tsunamy, Hanguk-Nippon, Luddinlande, Tsvetania, Si-topia, Jehenna, The Solar System Scope, Aidenfieeld, The United Expanse, USNE2018, Vincent Field, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Techganet, Farengeto, New Briantown, Aguatania, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Yellunstryer, Rebel-topia, Aumeltopia, Kiasu-ism, Aywhyou, Pamela And Hepatitis, Japanese Federal Republic, North Kanuckistan, Blaash, The naked people, Bod Wareenaland, Sedunn, Lambdaland, Sanden, Saciu, Kringalia, Whimichy, Sandaoguo, Xandev, Auphelia, Qvait, Land Without Shrimp, The Filippinas, Wehraboos, Stoniamera, Theorin, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Two Jerseys, and 298 others.RestartAll, Dasko, Drugged Monkeys, Nowa Europa, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Amerion, German Hapsburg, Jennaterra, Aurcania, Drystar, Unidum, Three Rivia Levr, The Bay, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Salguod, Cypheri, Linden Oak, Soem, Maeiland, Omiri, Abarri, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Empa Aserium, Nova Montron, Curlyhoward, Linguiniland, Los Lonley Boys, The Worst army of, Fredriecan, The Tecorogan Federation, Cuuldere, Direwolf1, Astraee, Madhonia, Calistan, Madreia, Eastern Nyan, Antarctic Empires, Ancient Slobovia, Rimandi, Darakin, HUElavia, The West Valley Mountains, Nordafrik Conclaves, Grianal, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Bumblegaria, Zaelith, Prefesia, Corgitopiaa, Escevola, Fasire, Vos Dothrak, A leftover country, Rad Asia, Baltenlands, Southern Numenor, Crystal Creation, Doraya, Spazzhole, Privatore, Gymnostan, Great Andora, Lesinteil, Potion Seller, Gentea, Walloonia, Noire Denholm, Dereistic, Unielvan Millorvium, Utondara, Dankstergrad, Kholdan, Esfalsa, Nueva Alta California, Santa Ofelia, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Mantas Meow, Hanskarr, Bleakfoot, Silberne Wache, FreeFishers, Tiransia, PenguinPies, Pmta, Bawkie, Terran Draconia, Ralphburg, Rly8h, St Oaks, Sthalrim, Ivanea, Kandorith, Doundaly, TubaCoffee, Holy Free, Ebonhand, Breadandbutter, West Pastafaria, Barokah, Springhollow, Anserisa, InnWorm, Sau Man Frescher, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weburya, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, United Great Holy Empire, The Plebeian States, Nothanksbutseriously, Aschenburg, Page 53, Hjortheim, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Pax Dracon, Sumalyo, South Caleblan, The Arctic Union, Kompir, Vardanfel, Dukin Donuts, Oreo States, ChickenDome, Elan Sleazebaganno, Kervanosia, Iym Winterless, South Western Korea, Compli, Marinho Islands, Enplatia, RussiaSpetsnaz1, East Nagaland, Eutraya, 11th Infanterie-Division, EggRoll, Steampunk Engineers, Zolooloo, Islastal, Eastern Liberal Lidership, Noveos, Quh, Dis7Nation, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Erfton, Bewar, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Markla, Shefino, Gonrati, The Gungan Republic, Lyrava, New Schoeneberg, Royaltica, Novaexus, Roleca, Ullan, QueendomWakanda, Velarin, Itani, West Fallows, Alaninia, Laamiva, Autisticland, LadyRebels, PsychoPantachy, Walagya, North Alezia, Efferalt, Eddonia, Dossiny, The Northeast Mashriq, Centristvill, Not Austria, Peoples Republic of Columbus, Bohenia, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Well F, Loure Vill, Greater Hyrulang, Glen Cooley, Blondiesland, Odesseen, Trepsit, The Drakan Republic, Ucilia, Radna Pasa, Shocking Bad Hats, Comrie, Icn Gaurath, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, The Bright Nation, Dovive, Brius, Storalia, Quinta Caporales, Namavatland, Palamien, Valdutz, Republik Hintonia, Maerist, Indolos, Dragon spirit, Saint Cinder, Osterreich-Ungarn-Empire, South Blossom, HORLALEK, Sassopolis, United Crumburrtha Federation, Drew-Topia, Myness, East Lodge, Xarbraden, Espadura, Tioloman, Tandrea, Rectionk, Idiono, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Lone Capitalist State, Irrepertus, Churls, Intergalactic Cyborgtopia, Avia Lavanda, Yumeiro, Kedjens, Hakk Fiss, Romulians People, Midand, Alfama, Myndia, Drazilazi, Casa Boynus, A little place for u and me, Doonepfara, Rosescedium, Kucaland, Catillos, Yas qween, Schmidtjones, Kallassius, Sunnalandia, Operahouse, The Confederation of the Swiss, Amakul, Peskorea, Vega Naothia, Monstrous Island, Maneell Medina, Sovereign State, Jazzfrezia, Simplicitas, Delta Omegas, EDeztol, Montacia, Von Cruzer, Humedo, Les Slokovia, Geekvia, Terreno Travato, Western Fardelshufflestein, Merevane, Philippinia, Tepertopia, Sul Rotice, Purple Hyacinth, Who-Knows-Where, Laurus Altat, Raelsa, Republic of RIP, Lockehome, Qawe, Phanama, Arch-Africa, Kricivk, Ostko, Lockensmith, Bartonia Nova, Venestralia, Mesdonia, Ovkianos, Marstella, Brunier, Klobitien, Ofaria, Kaoia, The land of Hades, Zataras, Sam Best, Seythennia, New Goldman, Vanbella, Eskvenn, and Ostanasia.

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