The Commonwealth of Yellunstryer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Max Alfred with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.306 billion Yellunstrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Melchester. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yellunstryerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,071 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,364 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army consists of only generals and grunts, the media seems excessively interested in what Max Alfred is wearing this season, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown. Yellunstryer's national animal is the horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Atheism.

Yellunstryer is ranked 67,087^th in the world and 898^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 24.82 flags saluted per person per day.