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The Post-Apocalyptic Empire of Yermaney

“remember the dead, but fight for the living”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Superpower

Location: Deutschland

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Yermaney

Population26.37 billion

CapitalArroyo
LeaderPresident Tandi
Faithpost-theism

Currencybottle cap
Animalbrahmin

The Post-Apocalyptic Empire of Yermaney is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Tandi with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 26.37 billion Yermans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arroyo. The average income tax rate is 22.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Yerman economy, worth a remarkable 2,654 trillion bottle caps a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,680 bottle caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, and snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase President Tandi's majority. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yermaney's national animal is the brahmin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is post-theism.

Yermaney is ranked 207,111th in the world and 46th in Deutschland for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -16.91 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,106thBest Weather: 1,251stLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,800thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,864thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,105thMost Stationary: 2,704thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,822ndLargest Populations: 3,114thMost Influential: 3,139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,637thHighest Economic Output: 4,976thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,161stSafest: 5,627thHealthiest Citizens: 6,328thSmartest Citizens: 7,316thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,158thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,270thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 11,357thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,814thMost Developed: 15,202ndMost Secular: 15,987thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,887thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,901stMost Cultured: 17,704th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yermaney, snap elections are called whenever there's a chance to increase President Tandi's majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Yermaney, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming.
  • : Following new legislation in Yermaney, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Following new legislation in Yermaney, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Yermaney, elderly prisoners with severe dementia are reminded hourly that they are evil people by helpful nurse-wardens.
  • : Yermaney voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Apulita".
  • : Yermaney voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regulating Desalination".
  • : Yermaney rejected a request from Game beast for an embassy with Deutschland.
  • : Yermaney rejected a request from Great Basin for an embassy with Deutschland.
  • : Yermaney agreed to construct embassies between Deutschland and Indonesia Raya.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Heidelberg, Baden-Wuerttemberg, Cubestria, Anelka, Bavaria and Franconia, and West Cantabrigia.

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