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The Most Serene Republic of YesIdowantcalamarithanks

“Fly like a kiwi-I mean a penguin-oh you get the point.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: 10000 Islands



Population763 million

CapitalAgna Ones


The Most Serene Republic of YesIdowantcalamarithanks is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic population of 763 million YesIdowantcalamarithanksians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agna Ones. The average income tax rate is 58.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming YesIdowantcalamarithanksian economy, worth 75.5 trillion Marshmallows a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,944 Marshmallows, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, kiwi populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. YesIdowantcalamarithanks's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

YesIdowantcalamarithanks is ranked 25,630th in the world and 334th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,885.2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,413thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,556thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,296thMost Influential: 11,461stNicest Citizens: 12,115thMost Inclusive: 13,278thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 14,074thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,168thHighest Food Quality: 14,748thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,345thMost Cultured: 18,118thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,389thHealthiest Citizens: 21,073rdLongest Average Lifespans: 21,453rdHighest Poor Incomes: 22,366thSafest: 24,367thBest Weather: 24,727thHighest Drug Use: 24,754thMost Pacifist: 25,167thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,630thLowest Crime Rates: 26,353rdMost Developed: 27,569th
Highest Drug Use: 36th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 75th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 134th in the region

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