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The Empire of Yngir

“I'm craaaaaaaaazy”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Yngir

Population13.389 billion

CurrencyPancrea
AnimalWizard

The Empire of Yngir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.389 billion Yngirians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yngirian economy, worth a remarkable 8,057 trillion Pancreas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 601,825 Pancreas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,751,396 per year while the poor average 80,176, a ratio of 34.3 to 1.

Homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, reddish-brown is the new black, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yngir's national animal is the Wizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Yngir is ranked 7,316th in the world and 156th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 93.42 Effective Tax Rate.

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1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 153rdLargest Insurance Industry: 168thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 208thHighest Average Incomes: 228thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 245thLargest Retail Industry: 253rdMost Corrupt Governments: 287thLargest Black Market: 379thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 446thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 464thLargest Information Technology Sector: 543rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 558thMost Efficient Economies: 651stLargest Mining Sector: 710thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 714thMost Subsidized Industry: 826thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 837thMost Avoided: 913thMost Patriotic: 989thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,063rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,158thLargest Governments: 1,315thRudest Citizens: 1,325thHighest Economic Output: 1,497thMost Secular: 1,505thLowest Crime Rates: 1,529thFattest Citizens: 1,926thSmartest Citizens: 2,437thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 4,701stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,065thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,753rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,316thNudest: 7,538thTop
10%
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,747thLargest Gambling Industry: 24,311thMost Conservative: 27,391stHighest Poor Incomes: 28,617thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,542ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33,839thLargest Populations: 34,333rd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionLargest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 34th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 49th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Secular: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 91st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 96th in the regionNudest: 142nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 156th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 240th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 282nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 287th in the regionMost Conservative: 414th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yngir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Following new legislation in Yngir, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
  • : Following new legislation in Yngir, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
  • : Following new legislation in Yngir, reddish-brown is the new black.
  • : Following new legislation in Yngir, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
  • : Yngir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Yngir, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Yngir, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
  • : Following new legislation in Yngir, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Yngir, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.

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