Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the Rejected Realms
The Empire of Yngir is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.389 billion Yngirians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Yngirian economy, worth a remarkable 8,057 trillion Pancreas a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 601,825 Pancreas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,751,396 per year while the poor average 80,176, a ratio of 34.3 to 1.
Homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property, reddish-brown is the new black, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yngir's national animal is the Wizard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Yngir is ranked 7,316th in the world and 156th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 93.42 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Yngir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
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Yngir, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
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Yngir, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent.
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Yngir, reddish-brown is the new black.
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Yngir, homeless people are frequently charged with trespassing on public property.
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Yngir was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
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Yngir, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls.
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Yngir, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad.
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Yngir, the government seizes all major gold finds.
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Yngir, hairdressers are among those who have disappeared overnight.