The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cheerful population of 19.069 billion Yodleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 6,673 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 349,964 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, and witnesses have to run a gauntlet of mob enforcers to testify at trials. Crime is totally unknown. Yodle's national animal is the Human Race, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle is ranked 279,739^th in the world and 279^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -6.78 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.