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The 🐶 Canine Utopia of Yodle

“Woof!” Emperor Wuff

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: The Region That Has No Big Banks

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Yodle

Population9.687 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithYodlism

CurrencyYodle
Animaldoge

The 🐶 Canine Utopia of Yodle is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.687 billion Yodleans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 2,518 trillion Yodles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 260,031 Yodles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bars are packed at all hours, imitation is the sincerest form of felony, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime is totally unknown. Yodle's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yodlism.

Yodle is ranked 204,796th in the world and 116th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.45 Crimes Per Hour.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 252ndLargest Welfare Programs: 280thMost Pacifist: 314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 317thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 318thHighest Average Tax Rates: 381stNicest Citizens: 397thMost Inclusive: 399thMost Compassionate Citizens: 402ndMost Subsidized Industry: 413thMost Secular: 421stMost Beautiful Environments: 428thMost Advanced Public Education: 452ndLargest Governments: 477thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 492ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 520thBest Weather: 549thMost Developed: 559thMost Valuable International Artwork: 569thMost Cheerful Citizens: 634thLongest Average Lifespans: 636thMost Efficient Economies: 686thMost Cultured: 745thLeast Corrupt Governments: 762ndHealthiest Citizens: 874thSmartest Citizens: 890thMost Advanced Public Transport: 910thHighest Poor Incomes: 975thSafest: 1,220thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,462ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,474thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,611thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,295thMost Influential: 2,384thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,579thHighest Average Incomes: 3,014thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,912thNudest: 4,986thHighest Economic Output: 5,489thMost Stationary: 9,829thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 15,257thMost Income Equality: 17,496th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the region

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