The Anomalous Reappearance of Yogshlouphen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by D'Jasper Probincrux III with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.53 billion Yogshlouphs are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yogsden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yogshlouphen economy, worth 923 trillion Yogs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 108,243 Yogs, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Yogs each year, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yogshlouphen's national animal is the Platypus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Longdhom.

Yogshlouphen is ranked 154,301^st in the world and 7^th in Isolationist Boarderlands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.67 law-abiding acts per hour.