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The Jewish Military State of Yokashai Israel

“Blackpilled again...”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Chaotic History


Yokashai Israel

Population922 million

LeaderCaptain of The State Moses Nashton

CurrencyYokashai Shekel
AnimalSpider Crab

The Jewish Military State of Yokashai Israel is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Captain of The State Moses Nashton with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 922 million Yokashai Israelites are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulster. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yokashai economy, worth 119 trillion Yokashai Shekels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,417 Yokashai Shekels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, people still need you and they still feed you when you're sixty-five, and unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yokashai Israel's national animal is the Spider Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Yokashai Israel is ranked 248,862nd in the world and 19th in Chaotic History for Least Corrupt Governments, with 48.65 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,097thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,928thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,795thMost Patriotic: 3,840thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,371stMost Corrupt Governments: 9,581stMost Devout: 9,844thBest Weather: 10,085thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,409thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,640thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,033rdTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,955thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,504thLargest Governments: 15,647thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,188thLowest Crime Rates: 17,631stLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,195thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,371stLargest Black Market: 19,053rdMost Authoritarian: 19,860thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,395thHealthiest Citizens: 21,025thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,793rdHighest Average Incomes: 22,099thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,363rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,673rd
Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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