The Democratic Republic of Yorha Horde is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Anninka Bosakie with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.989 billion Hordeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rasputin. The average income tax rate is 37.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Red Ass economy, worth 477 trillion Raspus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,735 Raspus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, autocrats are persona non grata, and court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yorha Horde's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Yorha Horde is ranked 10,087^th in the world and 557^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.41 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.